theme by dystopie

hippopotamuspoorboy:

if i start referring to you by your name you’re already my friend you cant escape




  • i get walked into in the hall: sorry
  • i get knocked and drop my books: sorry
  • i get pushed against the wall: sorry
  • i get pushed down a couple of stairs: sorry
  • i get pushed out the window: sorry
  • i get run over by a car: sorry
  • i get murdered: sorry



  • Everyone: Are you okay
  • Everyone: You look tired
  • Everyone: You look upset
  • Everyone: You look confused
  • Everyone: Are you mad at me
  • Everyone: What are you mad at
  • Me: IT'S MY FACE



  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*
  • Me: Caring is not an advantage



mycroft:

do you know how hard it is to concentrate on things that don’t have to do with gay sex